10 RECORDS FOUND
"Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational."
"Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time."
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it."
"If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself."
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
"A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope."
"Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is."
"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."
"Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed."
