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Jack Benny.

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> Jack Benny famous quotations and many other quotes wrote by Jack Benny

4 RECORDS FOUND

"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
DIRECTORY: Sports
"Gags die, humor doesn't."
DIRECTORY: Humor
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
DIRECTORY: Funny
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
DIRECTORY: Age
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