10 RECORDS FOUND
"Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."
"Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left."
"You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help."
"Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent."
"Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house."
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
"I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure."
"Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them."
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
